So, dot dot dot, I have apparently gained a subscription to Maxim.

It may surprise some of you to know that I have no f'ing clue how this happened. It certainly wasn't me, or from any of the offers thrown at me - I use my full name in business dealings, and this was addressed to the shortened "Bart". It was also, as evidenced by it reaching me properly, addressed to my family's PO box.

There aren't that many people out there who know my PO Box. I honestly didn't think any of them would do this.

I'm actually more than a little creeped out here. Anyone care to clue me in on this?