Okay, so... this may be a start of something. Strange things on eHarmony - from a guy's standpoint.

I'm sure women have their share of stories like this about guys, but naturally I'm not ending up with guys. Go figure.

So today's story of this young lady, well she's 27. My first impression is "No use of shift key, couldn't follow instructions" - she hadn't used the shift key at all, nor apostrophies (im versus I'm), and filled in both city and state when asked for city. It automagically fills in state, and you can edit it.

However, she was six foot even, blonde, looked like her breasts were up there with Xai's, and scrawnier than Dallas. No offense, Dally-girl. So I bothered to read the profile because hey... even if she is potentially dumb as a box of rocks, there's something to be said for just messing around. Then I got down to her "five things I can't live without", item 5: (and I quote)
"*my husband"

Yeah. Clicked the "close match" link. Even if she meant it in some clever "you if we make it that far" way, the rest of her profile didn't indicate that kind of advanced thinking.